Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
A torn ACL
With a Ruff IRA.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Amazon prime.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
For a lark !
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
A pastryarchy.