Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
Onions" was his dog... D:
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
The circus is a cunning array of stunts...
It takes only one nail to hang the photo
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
a platterpuss
His owner.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
