Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
Some people think God is real.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
I don't know.
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
The former owner of a Note 7
The owner calls Triple Eh.
A pastryarchy.
