What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.