What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!