What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!