What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.