What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!