What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.