What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even