Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.