Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.