Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.