What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.