Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road ?

To render buildings on the other side

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Orlando Bloom Jokes More Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry