How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..