When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Because he missed a split-end on a curl.
Lettuce pray they turnip.
He only knows up strokes
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
A Saudi
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
I'm cured!"
Public transportation.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Dodged-a-Rango
