When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Yo, evolution: You missed one..
They are both going to miss every body.
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
So they can be driven while handcuffed.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
I'm cured!"
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
He was knotty.
It hit the chicken. Bazing!
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
