How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!