How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener