A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Bill Murray.
Coke.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
Because he could only say, "neighn!"
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Because he ate his pillow.
