What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.