What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints