What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.