What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.