What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up