What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!