What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.