What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.