What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

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I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste