What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)