What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.