What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.