What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.