What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.