Neither work.
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In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
I don't know, that's why I was asking you.
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
He thought it was such Bolshevik.
Neither one works.
Communionism
They both only really work on paper
Unix
A rushin' russian.
You put it back in the crib.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Because of the culture!
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
They are all #2s.
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
USA
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
