What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!"

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What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.