What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx