Lenin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What do you call a red lemon?

a Lenin. )

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Trotsky Jokes More Trotsky Jokes

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What do you call communist memorabilia?

Trotsky's.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.