Lenin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What do you call a red lemon?

a Lenin. )

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Its arse.

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I hit that.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What's black and white all over and difficult?

An exam paper!

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What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?

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How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

Score Jokes More Score Jokes

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3