Lenin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What do you call a red lemon?

a Lenin. )

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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