Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.