Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

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Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.