Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.