Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.