What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.