What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!