What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.