What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!