What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.