What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.