What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.