The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Whacks on, whacks off.
Work over time
You can't get to the root of the problem.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Because they drink to much coughee.
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm