What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet