What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."