How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it