How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...