How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason