Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.