Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.