Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.