Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.