Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

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A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Outlaws are wanted people

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't