Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.