Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Wanna go ride bikes
WANNA RIDE BIKES???
He had no attachments.
Impounding your mother
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Covers tracks
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
