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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

Black Jack Jokes More Black Jack Jokes

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.