Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
I hit that.
They don't wanna be rushin
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
