How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.