How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.