How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.