How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."