How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?