How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.