What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus