What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus