What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus