What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?

She got hit by a bus.