What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus