What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?

She got hit by a bus.