What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus