What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!