Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
Patient: She's out of town.
He dumped his girlfriend.
On the front page of reddit.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
