Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
He thought they were a delivery service
A: When Hillary leaves town.
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
Elixir.
Neither want me coming inside them.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
