When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

How does Hillary's email server feel?

removed

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.