Everywhere.
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When the Mexicans get car insurance.
All the Mexicans have car insurance.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
they cowmmute.
High Street, of course.
Paints the town red
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
An Iceburgh.
In the seedy part of town
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Moped
Avo, CA does.
Wonton endangerment.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Entering the friend zone.
I herd.
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
Oxnard, CA
Paint the town red.
A solar panel.
Arizona room for one of us in this town !
Patient: She's out of town.
A bumblegee
They paint the town dead!
My ears are burning!"
To get out of this town.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Desserted
A: When Hillary leaves town.
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
A buck an ear.
Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!
Don't birthdays burn you up "
He tried to blow up a police car.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
A humburger.
