What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.