Wonton endangerment.
To start some bacon
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
Oxnard, CA
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
Awwlllll!
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Wonton.