What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Wonton Jokes More Wonton Jokes

How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3