What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton