What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.