How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton