How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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What did the chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.