Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway