Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

How are new marriages just like LOST?

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway