Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway