How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Who's there? Bob. Bob who?

Bob Jones.

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

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What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.