What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering