What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.