What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!