What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.