What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.