Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Good Farmer Jokes More Good Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Excel Jokes More Excel Jokes

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter