Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

Good Farmer Jokes More Good Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Excel Jokes More Excel Jokes

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost