Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar