Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)