Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.