Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre