Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.