Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings