The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering