Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !