The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
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Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!
best before...
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A wedding ring !
Wedding rings
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Because then it would be a foot..
son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
Their Seoul Mate.
He lost his patience
Because it was soda-pressing
Because they cantaloupe.
OC Cantaloupes.
They only work 10% of the time.
De Beers
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
So they can park in handicap spots.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
Because then they'd have to hold erections.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
