What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.