What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.