What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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They all have telephones...