What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!