What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.