What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.