What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss