He grew up to be a bellhop!
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A kidager
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Paddy O'Furniture
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Take my word for it.
In a double ring ceremony !
Bellhop.