What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!