What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!