What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.