What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.