Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European