Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European