Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European