Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.