Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position