Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.