Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.