Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

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How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil.

What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper?

Airheads