Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil.